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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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