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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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