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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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