Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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