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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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