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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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