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The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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