Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo stale bread canned prunes turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit mushy peas Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce stinky tofu

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