Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

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a box of dead mice the last Rolo mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers

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