Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

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yesterday's fish a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits soggy lettuce mushy peas Brussels sprouts stale bread canned prunes over-cooked pasta

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