Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

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yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice mushy peas cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes

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