Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

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cat biscuits mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish stale bread over-cooked pasta canned prunes a box of dead mice a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce

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