Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a train driver throwing …

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yesterday's fish mushy peas cat biscuits stale bread soggy lettuce a box of dead mice stinky tofu over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit

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