Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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