Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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