Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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