Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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