Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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