Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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