Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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mouldy potatoes stinky tofu stale bread a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta the last Rolo soggy lettuce mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese

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