Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo a box of dead mice stinky tofu mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit cat biscuits stale bread a wedge of blue cheese

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