Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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turkey twizzlers stale bread a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce mushy peas cat biscuits a box of dead mice the last Rolo over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit

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