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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a bus driver
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
mushy peas
soggy lettuce
a plate of soggy nachos
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
a stale biscuit
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
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