Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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the last Rolo Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta stinky tofu a box of dead mice stale bread

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