Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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cat biscuits over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts mushy peas the last Rolo canned prunes turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce stale bread a plate of soggy nachos

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