Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice mushy peas mouldy potatoes the last Rolo soggy lettuce yesterday's fish stinky tofu

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