Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes canned prunes turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice stinky tofu cat biscuits the last Rolo

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