Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers the last Rolo soggy lettuce canned prunes stinky tofu yesterday's fish cat biscuits stale bread a plate of soggy nachos

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