Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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stinky tofu mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas

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