Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a bus driver throwing …

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stale bread stinky tofu a box of dead mice canned prunes over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes cat biscuits

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