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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a student
being chased by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
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