Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a student being chased by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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