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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a student
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
over-cooked pasta
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
turkey twizzlers
cat biscuits
mouldy potatoes
the last Rolo
mushy peas
stinky tofu
stale bread
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