Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a student throwing …

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canned prunes a stale biscuit a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta

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