Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a student throwing …

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yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit stinky tofu canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos

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