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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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