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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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