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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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