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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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