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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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