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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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