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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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