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The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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