Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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