Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo mushy peas stinky tofu a stale biscuit soggy lettuce

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