Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce canned prunes stale bread turkey twizzlers cat biscuits mushy peas the last Rolo over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese

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