Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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canned prunes mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts stale bread yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos

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