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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a sailor
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
a plate of soggy nachos
a wedge of blue cheese
mushy peas
a box of dead mice
stale bread
cat biscuits
mouldy potatoes
stinky tofu
yesterday's fish
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