Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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mouldy potatoes the last Rolo a box of dead mice Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese stale bread cat biscuits soggy lettuce a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos

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