Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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the last Rolo over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish cat biscuits mouldy potatoes canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce a stale biscuit

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