Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts canned prunes cat biscuits stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas

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