Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor throwing …

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stale bread the last Rolo soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit

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