Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a sailor singing …

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Lady Gaga Ellie Goulding Rammstein Ed Sheeran the Spice Girls 90s theme tunes hip-hop Eminem ... a national anthem Ariana Grande

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