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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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