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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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