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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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