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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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