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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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