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The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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