Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier throwing …

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turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice stale bread the last Rolo Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes cat biscuits stinky tofu a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta

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