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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a soldier
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
cat biscuits
turkey twizzlers
canned prunes
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
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