Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier throwing …

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soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta canned prunes a box of dead mice stale bread mouldy potatoes the last Rolo Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos

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