Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits stale bread a box of dead mice the last Rolo Brussels sprouts

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