Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier throwing …

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turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice the last Rolo a stale biscuit cat biscuits stinky tofu soggy lettuce mushy peas

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