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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a soldier
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
a wedge of blue cheese
a plate of soggy nachos
stale bread
Brussels sprouts
yesterday's fish
mouldy potatoes
a stale biscuit
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
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