Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier singing …

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hip-hop Taylor Swift Stormzy Ellie Goulding Ariana Grande Lady Gaga Gangnam Style Lewis Capaldi 90s theme tunes Eminem

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