Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a soldier singing …

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Ellie Goulding ... a national anthem ... folk songs Lewis Capaldi songs of praise the Spice Girls Stormzy nursery rhymes 90s theme tunes Despacito

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