Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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