Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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