Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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