Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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