Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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