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The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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