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The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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