Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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