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The train delay

My train was delayed by a man being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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