Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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cat biscuits a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish a box of dead mice soggy lettuce stale bread canned prunes Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos

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