Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo canned prunes stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers cat biscuits Brussels sprouts

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