Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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cat biscuits the last Rolo Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice stinky tofu canned prunes turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese

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