Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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stinky tofu soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos stale bread yesterday's fish a box of dead mice the last Rolo

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