Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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a box of dead mice a stale biscuit the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos stale bread Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes

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