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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a man
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
Brussels sprouts
stale bread
stinky tofu
the last Rolo
yesterday's fish
mushy peas
over-cooked pasta
a plate of soggy nachos
soggy lettuce
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