Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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over-cooked pasta cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes the last Rolo stinky tofu

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