Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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a stale biscuit yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts mushy peas mouldy potatoes stinky tofu canned prunes cat biscuits a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese

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