Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a man throwing …

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the last Rolo mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit stinky tofu soggy lettuce yesterday's fish cat biscuits

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