Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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