Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child being chased by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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