Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.