Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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a box of dead mice stale bread soggy lettuce a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu the last Rolo yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts

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