Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts stinky tofu canned prunes a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers cat biscuits over-cooked pasta

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