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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a child
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
over-cooked pasta
Brussels sprouts
the last Rolo
a box of dead mice
a wedge of blue cheese
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
stale bread
stinky tofu
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