Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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stinky tofu mushy peas mouldy potatoes the last Rolo a box of dead mice yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce

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