Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit mushy peas stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers canned prunes Brussels sprouts

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