Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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a box of dead mice the last Rolo stale bread a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts stinky tofu mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta

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