Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a child throwing …

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yesterday's fish a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta cat biscuits mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce the last Rolo canned prunes stale bread

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