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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Stormy day โšก๏ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€
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