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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ› 
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