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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง
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