Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Running late for something? Get a quick excuse by using the buttons below.

There are 411210639 possible excuses for your surprise and delight!

Using Slack? Use the "Add to Slack" button above to get a /late command to generate random excuses on-demand. Your co-workers will thank you!

Choose an excuse category โ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Stormy day โšก๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.