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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ› 
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