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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Stormy day โšก๏ธ
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