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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Stormy day โšก๏ธ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ
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