Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
brake
hadron collider
leaked all over
a Turkish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
milkman
pilot
woman
shepherd
policewoman
child
student
soldier
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.