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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
vibrator
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
taxi driver
soldier
policeman
tramp
shepherd
ticket inspector
pilot
man
woman
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Dan
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