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Bad maintenance
My train's
power
vibrator
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
bus driver
policewoman
child
taxi driver
dentist
man
soldier
surgeon
train driver
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Dan
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