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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
tube
leaked all over
a Romanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
soldier
woman
taxi driver
TV personality
bus driver
a spy
student
pilot
milkman
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