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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
vibrator
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
man
policewoman
student
bus driver
pilot
child
doctor
train driver
a spy
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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