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Bad maintenance
My train's
horn
flux capacitor
leaked all over
a Mexican
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
bus driver
dentist
a spy
shepherd
student
soldier
doctor
pilot
woman
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