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Visionary sleep
I was dreaming
Gordon Ramsay
came to me to talk about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cytology
the birds and the bees
how to make decent pastry
democracy
the Monty Hall problem
plastic pollution
equal rights
airport flight paths
the influence of the Mafia
Richard Dawkins
Privacy policy
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