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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a Turks and Caicos Islander
spy
trying to throw
baked beans
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a raccoon 🦝
a duck 🦆
a goose
a robin
a coot
a crow
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
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