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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sierra Leonean spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a swan 🦢 a crow a magpie a squirrel a koala 🐨

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