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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sierra Leonean spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird

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