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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sierra Leonean spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a coot a goose a pigeon a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀

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