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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sierra Leonean spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a goose a rat 🐀 a robin a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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