Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a Northern Irish spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.