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I Vulcan death-gripped a Mongolian spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a squirrel

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