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I Vulcan death-gripped a Lithuanian spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a coot a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀

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