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I Vulcan death-gripped an Afghan spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

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a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a crow a robin a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝

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