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I scissor-kicked a surgeon trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a robin a coot a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨

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