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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a policeman
trying to throw
noodles
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a robin
a duck 🦆
a goose
a pigeon
a coot
a squirrel
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
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