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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow a pigeon a robin a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢

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