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Superhero

I scissor-kicked a soldier trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a magpie

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