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I scissor-kicked a child trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose

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