Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Yemeni …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 hyena 🐺 cow 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 lion 🦁 venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 bull 🐮 lynx 😺 warthog 🐗

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