Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Paraguayan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pufferfish 🐡 cheetah 😺 venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 bear 🐻 lion 🦁 cow 🐮 lynx 😺 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏

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