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Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Nicaraguan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 rhinoceros 🦏 hyena 🐺 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 wild boar 🐗 crocodile 🐊 warthog 🐗 pufferfish 🐡 bull 🐮

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