Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
hamster 🐹
Smeagol
ate all my
nacho cheese
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
pants
vest
hoody
knickers
trousers
tie
sunglasses
...dress
socks
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.