Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
tarantula 🕷
Simba
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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pants
tie
left shoe
baseball cap
...shirt
trousers
tights
...skirt
...cardigan
hat
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