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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Jenkins
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
feminism
HDMI cables
taxation
metallurgy
antibiotic resistant bacteria
the neighbour's hedge
earthquakes
voting demographics
black holes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.