Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet tarantula 🕷 Thor about …

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the Easter bunny socialism chronic alcoholism the heat death of the universe the neighbour's hedge the surveillance state politics bank interest rates Buddha the influence of the Mafia

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