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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Teddy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
the influence of the Mafia
electrical engineering
pedicures
prison overpopulation
politics
molecular biology
Bitcoin
renewable energy
discrete mathematics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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