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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
jostle
a squirrel
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Radstock
Thatcham
Tow Law
Bebington
Yarm
Wood Green
Loftus
Poynton-with-Worth
Barnoldswick
Henley-on-Thames
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