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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
gaze at
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Heywood
Minehead
Rochford
Bicester
Meltham
Elland
Minchinhampton
Bacup
Sedgefield
Walton-on-Thames
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