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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
lovingly caress
a goose
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a station
a woodland
a library
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a supermarket
a park
a hospital
an Ikea
a golf club
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