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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
tickle
a blackbird
in
a golf club
in
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St Columb Major
West Ham
Biddulph
Spilsby
Skegness
Shildon
Hartland
Swanscombe and Greenhithe
Lydd
Gorleston-on-Sea
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